GREETING IN-FIERIER HUMANS! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM! SAY HELLO Mr. DOOM!
Mr. DOOM : (in a very quiet voice. let’s just call it IAVQV) hello. . .
Me: now, Mr. DOOM, kill all these worthless humans!
Mr.DOOM : (IAVQV) i. . . i rather. . .not. . .
Me: WHAT?! what did you just say?!
Mr.DOOM: (IAVQV) i. . .rather not. . .
Mr.DOOM : because. . . because it’s blog time!
FINE! gosh! HMPH! well, a long time e go in a very very VERY far away place, there was me! ten year old adorable me! ah, i remember those days! back in 4/23/2015 a thousand years ago! i be blogin’ my head off! those days! it actually just popped off for a while! anyway, dat day i went te school and. . . now let me think. . . ah! yes! i got in e fight te de DEATH be it so! i killed poor little @jacobcb! it was all BLOODY and all his GUTS were hangin’ out o’ his body! so @abbyo cleaned up his poor little stringy body and got a lion to lick up all de blood! and then and @douglasawesome an’ Peter were playin’ SUPER go! everythin’ was floatin’ in mid air and de go stones were movin’ by dem selves! and was soooo cool! and when ever a stone was captured, random lightnin’ struck de poor little stone!! 😯 <—surprised face! de ate is de eyes! and peeps in black suits did random matrix tricks! and Peter and @douglasawesome are slicin’ up zambies with giant swords! it was super awesome and they saved de day! YAY! THE END